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[21 Feb 2005|09:27am] |
If you were too busy getting drunk and watching the NBA All-Star game because you accidentally broke your computer like me, then you totally missed out on the fact that Paris Hilton's phone got all H4X0RED and all the celebrity numbers have hit the net. It's like the buddyhead gossip board x 10 and actually accurate.
( The numbers )
Also visit here for pictures (NUDES ! OF PARIS HILTON ! I AM SHOCKED) from the phone and what I assume are celebrity prank calls.
Hopefully this will help mitigate some of the intense sadness you are all feeling due to Hunter Thompson's death.
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[20 Feb 2005|11:51pm] |
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:-(
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| First in a series of articles taken from McSweeney's and reposted in their entirety. |
[16 Feb 2005|12:16pm] |
"ROCKIN' IT, FRAT-PARTY STYLE!": A SHORT STORY GEARED TO COLLEGE STUDENTS, WRITTEN BY A 30-SOMETHING AUTHOR.
By Mike Sacks
"What up, chief?" asked Larry. He had just finished soccer practice and was now sucking back on a bottle of his favorite brew, 40-Dog Buzz.
"Nothing, friend," said Kyle. They had been best buds for three years now. And Kyle knew absolutely everything about Larry, including Larry's intense hunger for "vagina."
"How was math class?" asked Larry, trying to get Kyle's goat. "Did you study for that test?"
"Fuck off, bitch!" said Kyle. "You know damn well that I didn't study for that test. What in the world?"
Larry laughed, as he knew that Kyle was merely being facetious. And besides, "bitch" was a term of endearment when used among good friends and close acquaintances.
"So, are you planning on attending that party tonight?" Larry asked.
"Hell yes!" answered Kyle.
"Better yet," declared Larry, "how about that frat party we learned about on the World Wide Web? The one taking place in Florida? I'm thinking road trip!"
Kyle thought for a minute, and then replied: "'Cause I'm thinking the same. Let's do it. And let's invite Janet!"
( Larry gave Kyle the high five... )
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[15 Oct 2004|11:06pm] |
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Jon Stewart on Crossfire = awesome.
Jon Stewart appeared on CNN's Crossfire and ripped into Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala.
Excerpts from their discussion include:
Tucker: You always scold people like this at dinner at your house?
Jon: If they have a show that's as stupid as this one.
Tucker: You know, you're not as fun as you are on your tv show.
Jon: You know what, you're just as big a dick as you are on your tv show.
Video is available here (or check suprnova for a torrent). And a full transcript is available on CNN's website.
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[14 Oct 2004|10:37pm] |
You've probably heard that Bill O'Reilly is being sued for sexual harassment by not, but you may not have read all the gory details. I can die happy knowing that O'Reilly forces people into awkward sexual phone conversations while he masturbates himself with a vibrator.
SHUT UP ! SHUT UP !
Also, you may have noticed I got pretty sucking at updating this. I've been busy and I have no webspace and I am just disappointing in general. SORRY.
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[12 Sep 2004|06:12pm] |
NEED WEBSPACE.
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[10 Sep 2004|02:49pm] |
MY WEBSPACE EXPIRES ON THE 15TH. GIVE ME YOUR WEBSPACE.
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[21 Aug 2004|10:58am] |
 For the parent dedicated to corrupting their child's innocent mind at every creative outlet: Child Pimp & Ho Costumes. To wit: "Our child's Ho costume is one size fits all." & "Our child pimp daddy suit comes with panne jacket & matching pants. Pimp hat is sold seperately."
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